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Author:  aussiedave
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Date:  11/25/2015 1:06:03 AM
Subject:  bike
Message:  Finally gettin' that bike this Christmas.
Now I gotta buy TWO helmets, TWO jackets, TWO sets of gloves, etc etc.
The wife wants a mirror on her helmet so she can apply her lipstick as we ride.
I said 'would you like me to brush your hair as well?'
She just gave me one of those sideways looks.
I was gonna order an ashtray for the bike, but I can't see the purpose seeing either of us don't smoke.
I just have to remember that she is on the back of the bike when we travel, I have a bad habit of forgetfulness lately.
She could come in handy when we go through the drive-through at the liquor store. 'TWO CARTONS of BUD please"

 bike by aussiedave at 11/25/2015 1:06:03 AM
 You've got it all wrong... by Ginny G. at 11/25/2015 4:57:52 AM
 Re: You've got it all wrong... by aussiedave at 11/25/2015 8:11:29 PM