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Author:  Craig
E-mail:  not available
Date:  8/30/2005 6:54:06 PM
Subject:  Re: Quote Of The Day
Message:  Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap
table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty
thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much
luckier when I'm completely nude."

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled
the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down
and squealed..."YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up
her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers
stared at each other dumfounded.

Finally, one of them asked, "What'd she roll?"

The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."

Moral -

Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.

 Quote Of The Day by Toni Jolene at 8/29/2005 8:42:50 PM
 Re: Quote Of The Day by Bree Wilson Stone  at 8/30/2005 10:42:00 AM
 Re: Quote Of The Day by Craig at 8/30/2005 6:54:06 PM
 Re: Quote Of The Day by Toni Jolene at 8/30/2005 8:16:03 PM