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|Date:||5/11/2008 6:32:23 PM|
|Subject:||Re: Quote of the day - May 11|
|Message:||Gee whiz Mr Wilkins...I MUST be a Ranger, 'cuz I ALWAYS make the most of what equipment I have!
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After their tent is all set up, they fell sound asleep.
One hour later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo-Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?"
The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute, then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially millions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?"
Tonto is silent for a moment, then says,
"Kemo-Sabe, you dumba**. Someone stole tent."
HI HO SILVER...AND AWAY!!!
| Quote of the day - May 11 by Craig at 5/11/2008 4:44:53 AM|
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| Re: Quote of the day - May 11 by Joey L. at 5/11/2008 3:07:29 PM|
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